While Sara is most known for her incredible voice as a singer/songwriter, she also has – for lack of a better term – quite the potty mouth. Sara really does it all… She can swoon you with her sweet melodies while also sending you into abrupt laughter with her on stage banter.
Here are our some of our favorite Sara B. banter moments:
- “This is a song about people who should mind their own fucking business.”
- “Once I find the other side…of youuuuu, you mother fuckin’ douchebag…”
- “Oh my God. You’re just learning how awkward I am. Isn’t it incredible?”
- “I swear like a fucking trucker.”
- “Last time this happened I started talking about my period.”
- “I might not say it to your face, but I’m sure as hell gonna put it in a song.”
- “You don’t want a boob flying out, cause that’s just awkward for everyone.”
- “There’s a secret track called ‘Unicorn Vagina’.”
- “I’m laughing at my own awkwardness.”
- “Are you guys using the hashtag when you’re doing this? Because it’s really important that we trend. Because otherwise I have no value in society…it turns out.”
- “My favorite animal is a horse. And then dogs. And then dolphins. And then unicorns. And then dogs again. And then lemurs.”
- “I AM FLOORING IT RIGHT NOW!”
- “Put your face on bitches, everybody out…gonna go crazy, gonna have to shout. I gotta dance party in my face…”
- “I’m gonna pop your zit, GIIIRRRLLLL!”
- “I’m going to be sitting across from the King of Anything, beginning to tell him to fuck off.”
- “Everyone’s here in the bowling alley and we’re here in Wichita, Kansas. I want you to know something about this. It’s bowling. That’s what serious about life, and that’s what serious about this. And you are a part of it. And you don’t even know that. And now you are. And now you’re here. Welcome.”
- “Show me your cell phone. GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE!”
- “Well…you know me…or you don’t, but you’re getting to.”
- “She’s gonna sing the radio edit…and I’m like fuck you, too.”
- “It’s called “I Don’t Want to be Alone” slash I don’t want to be murdered.”
- “I was a communications major…so I’m pretty advanced.”
- “We could also choreograph a large dance together. We could just hold hands and tell each other the things we like best about each other.”
- “It’s a weave. It’s actually not. This is all real. I do wear fake hair sometimes though. I’m not supposed to tell you that. This got weird. OH MY GOD. CUT THAT PART OUT!”
- “It’s called a guitar! I know…it’s pretty rare. Not many people play ‘em….as good as me. I made this one when I was on my trip to San Francisco…and I just love the wood up there. I almost always widdle something on a trip. And this is, yeah…came out real nice. Sturdy. Yep, take a picture of it.”
- “I swear like a frickin’ trucker. Fuck! This is amazing! Fuck you! You know, it’s really an expressive…dynamic word.”
Like what you see? Check out the YouTube vids below to hear many of the quotes on our list and much more!
Also, make sure to follow @ShitSaraBSays on Twitter for more Sara Bisms!
Feel free to leave a comment below with some more quotes 😉
Thanks to Katelyn Gillum for putting this list together. Gifs found on Tumblr. Videos on Youtube.