Some of Sara Bareilles’ best quotes

While Sara is most known for her incredible voice as a singer/songwriter, she also has – for lack of a better term – quite the potty mouth. Sara really does it all… She can swoon you with her sweet melodies while also sending you into abrupt laughter with her on stage banter.

Here are our some of our favorite Sara B. banter moments:

  • “This is a song about people who should mind their own fucking business.”

Sara Bareilles (people who should mind their own fucking business)

  • “Once I find the other side…of youuuuu, you mother fuckin’ douchebag…”
  • “Oh my God. You’re just learning how awkward I am. Isn’t it incredible?”
  • “I swear like a fucking trucker.”
  • “Last time this happened I started talking about my period.”
  • “I might not say it to your face, but I’m sure as hell gonna put it in a song.”

Sara Bareilles (sure as hell say it in a song)

  • “You don’t want a boob flying out, cause that’s just awkward for everyone.”

Sara Bareilles (boob flying out)

  • “There’s a secret track called ‘Unicorn Vagina’.”
  • “I’m laughing at my own awkwardness.”
  • “Are you guys using the hashtag when you’re doing this? Because it’s really important that we trend. Because otherwise I have no value in society…it turns out.”
  • “My favorite animal is a horse. And then dogs. And then dolphins. And then unicorns. And then dogs again. And then lemurs.”
  • “Put your face on bitches, everybody out…gonna go crazy, gonna have to shout. I gotta dance party in my face…”
  • “I’m gonna pop your zit, GIIIRRRLLLL!”
  • “I’m going to be sitting across from the King of Anything, beginning to tell him to fuck off.”

Sara Bareilles (king of anything)  

  • “Everyone’s here in the bowling alley and we’re here in Wichita, Kansas. I want you to know something about this. It’s bowling. That’s what serious about life, and that’s what serious about this. And you are a part of it. And you don’t even know that. And now you are. And now you’re here. Welcome.”
  • “Show me your cell phone. GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE!”
  • “Well…you know me…or you don’t, but you’re getting to.”

  • “She’s gonna sing the radio edit…and I’m like fuck you, too.”
  • “It’s called “I Don’t Want to be Alone” slash I don’t want to be murdered.”
  • “I was a communications major…so I’m pretty advanced.”
  • “We could also choreograph a large dance together. We could just hold hands and tell each other the things we like best about each other.”

Sara Bareilles (fun dance move)

  • “It’s a weave. It’s actually not. This is all real. I do wear fake hair sometimes though. I’m not supposed to tell you that. This got weird. OH MY GOD. CUT THAT PART OUT!”
  • “It’s called a guitar! I know…it’s pretty rare. Not many people play ‘em….as good as me. I made this one when I was on my trip to San Francisco…and I just love the wood up there. I almost always widdle something on a trip. And this is, yeah…came out real nice. Sturdy. Yep, take a picture of it.”
  • “I swear like a frickin’ trucker. Fuck! This is amazing! Fuck you! You know, it’s really an expressive…dynamic word.”

Sara Bareilles (fuck you)

Like what you see? Check out the YouTube vids below to hear many of the quotes on our list and much more!

Sara Bareilles (that guy's an asshole)

Also, make sure to follow @ShitSaraBSays on Twitter for more Sara Bisms!

Feel free to leave a comment below with some more quotes 😉


Thanks to Katelyn Gillum for putting this list together. Gifs found on Tumblr. Videos on Youtube.

  8 comments for “Some of Sara Bareilles’ best quotes

  1. March 28, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    I love this! I already knew all of her sayings and stalked all of her video’s and made some of those gifs (so I’m having a proud moment) But I will never get enough of her, ugh <3

  2. March 28, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    My next gif will be with one of those quotes! 🙂 ( )

  3. Mac
    March 28, 2014 at 11:05 pm

    Curious – where can I find the video (if there is one) of where she’s singing ‘Get Over You’ and she says ‘Once I find the other side of you……you mother fuckin’ douchebag!’?? It’s listed above in the quotes, but I haven’t seen that one;) TIA!!

  4. Christy
    March 29, 2014 at 3:00 pm

    Marloes, too.

  5. lulu
    March 30, 2014 at 2:55 pm

    love it!queen of f*cking everything❤❤❤

  6. Bobby
    October 15, 2014 at 10:52 pm

    She almost looks like Natalie Dormer in the last gif. and just to think she couldn’t get any more perfect….

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